“How to Win in Court”
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Arguing with judges is like arguing with baseball umpires.
You better know the rules AND HOW TO USE THEM!
Here are a
few rules from the Official Major League Baseball Rulebook:
What if one team’s players and coaches don’t know the rules?
Will it do any good to argue with the umpire?
And %#$@&$#*% will only get you thrown out of the park!
To arguey with a baseball umpire or judge in a courtroom, you must know the Rules of Court … and how how to use them.
It’s the bottom of the ninth. Two down. Batter at the plate.
The count is three and two. The batter pops a high foul. You push back your catcher’s mask and dash toward the dugout to make the catch. The ball hits your glove and you trip on the rim of the dugout and fall in. Scrambling to your feet, you climb back out of the dugout, ball in your upraised hand, triumphant grin on your face.
Fans roar fanatic approval from the stands.
But, the scornful look on the umpire’s f
ace and his raspy voice erase your victorious joy.
“But, I caught the ball, ump!”
The player strides purposely toward the umpire, waving a fist, yelling obscenities, and spitting (of course).
Fast behind is the coach, marching menacingly toward the umpire, cap shoved back, fists in the air, also shouting nasties a
nd accusing the umpire of needing a new pair of glasses.
The umpire stands firmly behind the plate, hands planted on his hips, and waits for the verbal onslaught.
“I caught the foul ball. It’s an out!”
“It’s a foul ball. Period!” the umpire insists.
“You must be blind, Ump! It’s an out! Game’s over. We win! You saw me catch
“Maybe not,” the umpire insists, “but Jeeter knows the ground rules! You fell in the dugout. Catch doesn’t count. Get back behind the plate where you belong!”the ball? Jeeter couldn’t do any better!”
“But. But. But.”
Learn the official rules and how to use them … or lose!
End of story!
Learn how to use the rules!
Learn how to use the rules at How to Win in Court
Know What the Law Actually Says and Means!
One of the biggest case-losing mistakes is mis-reading the law.
If you don’t know what a law actually says, you’ll have a devilishly hard time getting a judge to agree with you!
Understanding the “rules of language interpretation” is essential … not only to winning lawsuits but to obtain success in other pursuits of life as well.
Legal language must be interpreted according to the “rules of language interpretation”.
Understanding the rules of language interpretation are vital to winning your case. You DO want to win, don’t you?
Too many otherwise clever people “assume” they know what a law says, when the only opinion that counts in court is what appellate justices say the law says.
Appellate justices apply the rules of language interpretation. You must also!
Learn the rules … if you want to win!
For example, one of the principles rules is the “Plain Meaning Rule”. This rule requires judges to give words their “plain meaning”, i.e., what an ordinary reasonable person would believe a word means in the context where it’s found.
You must never let a judge or opposing party or his lawyer to play games with words. Knowing these rules (more completely explained in my course) gives you the knowledge-power you need to put a stop to the word games!
If a reasonable person would read “bicycle” to mean a two-wheeled vehicle powered only by legs and feet, no judge or lawyer should be allowed to stretch the meaning to include mopeds or motorcycles. Judges and lawyers should be compelled to agree that a law says “plainly” what it says and that it means it.
So? What if the meaning is plain but the context is confusing?
Other rules (explained in my course) give clear direction.
For example, according to the rule of “ejusdem generis” (simply Latin for “of the same type”), general terms at the end of specific lists include only things of the same type as those specifically mentioned in the list. If a provision lists “oranges, grapefruit, lemons, and other fruit“, the doctrine of ejusdem generis limits the phrase “other fruit” to mean other citrus fruit. Apples and pears are not included. One may assume the provision includes other citrus, e.g., kumquats, limes, tangelos, etc. However, strawberries and grapes are not included. The term ejusdem generis means, in essence, of the same type.
You need to know this stuff … if you want to win!
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Many today are angry at our justice system.
Many have good cause to be angry!
Some, however, are too angry!
Their anger will hurt you!
They are blinded by their anger!
You’ll recognize them by the anger. They are not your friend! Their “legal theories” fail. They are blinded by rage. Believe them at your peril.
#1 An angry person called insisting she had “copyrighted” her name so the courts couldn’t use her name on official papers. To think one can prevent others from using one’s name by “copyrighting” it is utter nonsense. Anger twists the mind in strange ways!
#2 Some are convinced our courts are “admiralty courts” and cannot rule in common law or statute, all because there is a yellow fringe on the courtroom flag. This lie has been promoted for years by angry people that don’t know (or don’t want to make any effort to know) the truth.
#3 Some claim to be “patriots”, yet do all they can to evade the Rule of Law and refuse to do anything toward learning the principles of due process so many gave their lives to protect in past and present wars!
#4 Thousands hover around the radio to hear commentators tell them how horrible things are, yet only a handful of talk show hosts encourage us to make things better by exercising our God-given “law power” in court!
I know people are hurting. We’ve helped tens of thousands of hurting people to get justice in the courts since 1997 when we launchedJurisdictionary on the web.
Know how to honor the sacrifices of millions who died to give us “law power” we need to overcome corruption?
Are you ready to begin?
Sure, we have problems.
It’s impossible not see how our American Way of Life is threatened with New Speak, New Thought, and the threat of a New World Order.
Traditional American values of self-reliance, hard work, honesty in business, and genuine patriotism working to promote liberty through justice are still the best protection we have for ourselves and our children.
Individual rights will continue to disappear … if we do nothing.
BUT, ONLY IF WE DO NOTHING.
Know how to FIX what’s wrong.
Know how to FORCE your leaders to do what’s right.
Know how to RESTORE the American Dream for yourself, your children, and future generations.
Complaining about a fox in the henhouse doesn’t do much for the defenseless chickens. Yet, day-after-day I receive dozens of emails from people proudly pointing their fingers at problems as if doing so will magically make the problems go away.
Know how to FIGHT SMART and make a difference!
Complaining is getting us nothing.
We are a nation of laws!
True patriots work with legal know-how to control corrupt judges and force legislators to change bad laws.
True patriots work for justice according to the rules and our American Heritage: The Rule of Law and the principles and practices of due process!
Learn how to use your power at How to Win in Court
You can get your opponent’s toothbrush or bank records, if they will help you win your case … and either your opponent turns them over or you can send your opponent to jail!
The discovery tool is called a Request for Production.
You can use it to get documents or things … of all descriptions.
Requests for Production are simply papers requiring your opponent to produce documents and tangible things you list in your request … so you can inspect them and copy them for your own use.
Even though they’re called “requests”, they forceyour opponent to produce … or go to jail.
Protect yourself from the crooked, deceitful hide-the-ball game lawyers play!
Learn how to use Requests for Production and see the sample forms at How to Win in Court<
Request for Admissions find evidence.
A request for admissions is simply a list of facts you serve on your opponent that he is required to answer within a set amount of time or have those things treated as admitted!
Requests for Admissions are POWERFUL!
Requests for admissions are like leading questions! They can find evidence your opponent is trying to hide.
They can turn your opponent inside-out!
Don’t be hoodwinked by lack of legal knowledge. None of what you need to win is rocket science!
Don’t let lawyers trick you!
You have a God-given right to find the evidence you need to win.
Learn how to use Requests for Admissions and see the sample forms atHow to Win in Court
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Evidence is the “stuff” that wins cases.
Do you know how to find it?
One way is with interrogatories.
Interrogatories are just written questions that must be answered under oath … or someone goes to jail!
For example, one interrogatory I serve on my clients’ opponents reads, “Identify all persons having first-hand knowledge of any material fact alleged in the pleadings of this case and, with regard to each such person, state what they know about each such fact and how they came to know it.”
The other side will have a fit!
You are entitled to find the evidence you need … no matter who has it.
No matter who is trying to hide it!
Rule 26(b) Federal Rules of Civil Procedure provides, “Parties may obtain discovery regarding any nonprivileged matter that is relevant to any party’s claim or defense â€” including the existence, description, nature, custody, condition, and location of any documents or other tangible things and the identity and location of persons who know of any discoverable matter. For good cause, the court may order discovery of any matter relevant to the subject matter involved in the action.”
Don’t be left holding an empty evidence bag!
Learn how to use interrogatories and see the sample forms at How to Win in Court
Control those who Control YOU!
The Wild Wild West was won by a few folks clever enough to establish “Law & Order” in the unsettled wilds west of the Mississippi by bringing along:
England, did you say?
In that single book (you can get a Kindle or Nook version for free) written before our Declaration of Independence, those early settlers found enough common-sense law to jail bandits, hang rustlers, and open the way for railroads and booming towns and cities … impossible without law and order.
Contrary to what you see on TV, it wasn’t faster guns or bigger fists that settled lawless towns like Tombstone and Dodge City. It was the support of local townsfolk who wanted law and order. People who believed in the principles of Justice found in those two books: the Bible and Blackstone. People with courage to put an end to lawlessness.
Yet today we face a new threat lawlessness!
It may be a bank using fraud to foreclose.
It may be a corrupt business partner, ex-spouse, or next-door neighbor out-of-control.
For many it’s the threat of government officials refusing to follow the law - tax collectors, police officers, and corrupt judges who break the law to allow fraud to reign free in their courts as lawyers rape people who do not know “How to Win in Court”.
When “the law” becomes outlaw, there’s only one remedy.
People who know how to use the Rules!
The Rules of Evidence that control all civil and criminal proceedings in state and federal courts comprise less than 30 pages in the official rule books?
You can use those rules to control every judge, every lawyer, every bank, every giant corporation, your next door neighbor, a business partner, and every state and federal agency trying to pull the wool over your eyes.
Solve your legal problems today the same way western settlers brought lawlessness to its knees in the Wild West more than a century ago … learn the Rules!
Justice is Yours for the Taking!
Protect yourself children from lawless legal officials, scheming bankers, incompetent doctors, rival siblings, and anyone else who seeks to do you harm.
If a fraudulent lender, bill collector, tax man, corrupt judge, crooked lawyer, or anyone else uses unlawful force to deprive you or your family of your rights, teach them a lesson!
That’s how the West was won!
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Do you wan to dodge a lawsuit?
Whether you’re a plaintiff or defendant, you must know what smart defendants do to dodge lawsuits.
If a defendant is served with a complaint, he may dodge the lawsuit by filing motions to avoid filing an Answer!
This is called the “flurry of motions”.
Once a defendant files an Answer, he’s locked in and misses this chance to dodge the lawsuit altogether.
Don’t file an Answer if you can dodge the lawsuit with a “flurry of motions”.
Each of these motions postpones the necessity of filing an Answer to the Complaint … and gains you valuable time and evidence-gathering opportunities!
In some cases it puts an end to the case. Period!
Failure to use the Flurry of Motions weakens your case.
Learn how to use the Flurry of Motions at How to Win in Court